Feels so empty without Lee!

The Punkbirder are famous for (among many things) putting birding lyrics to popular songs. Remember, the Gyr Crakes video “Thou shalt always bird” we shared a couple of months ago. The Punkbirder made the original lyrics for that one as well.

Well, here is an excerpt of the latest hit – a cover on Eminems Without Me -about always controversial Lee Evans.  And my guess – looking at it as an outsider-  is:  Yes,  it would “would feel so empty without Lee”.

I’ve created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Lee no more
They want LRGE, I’m chopped liver
Well if you want LGRE, this is what I’ll give ya
A little bit of Arctic mixed in with some Mealies
Some mega to jump start my heart quicker
than the shock when I slap the twats at the big twitch
when they’re flushing the mega and not co-operating
when they’re jumping the queue system I’m operating (hey!!)

You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I’m back, I’m on Birdforum and contributing
I know that you got a blocker Ms Clarke
but your boyfriends tart problem is complicating
So the BBRC won’t let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on Birdguides TV
But it feels so empty, without Lee
So, come on and dip, come on a trip
Fuck that, feed the finches, and some of the tits
And get ready, cause this shit’s about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU WEBB-ie!

Now this looks like a job for Lee
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without Lee
I said this looks like a job for Lee
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without Lee

For more of that, check out punkbirder’s news site. While looking forward to a Gyr Crakes video spoof  we’ll have to content ourselves with the Eminem Video. Open the video and sing – along to the new lyrics.